BLAIRIN :: The Great Bamboosical

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Created and written by Blair LeMire
Songs by Blair LeMire

Harry Red, scion of HR's BigBurgers, is on the verge of greatness.

He's a shoe-in for the "Best Burger in the Nation Contest." With the title comes a national franchise--AND with his new fame he'll finally be able to launch his singing career! He's SURE of it!

Of course, he'll need more land to grow his hamburgers-on-the-hoof, but he's been in cahoots with the crooked Judge Fudge to gobble up more land. Once he's gotten rid of that pesky bamboo patch and all those smelly hippies out of there, he will be unstoppable. Yee-Haw!

It's the day of the big contest. Nothing can get him down or stand in his way; not his nincompoop sidekicks Billy Bob and Bubba, not his hateful, greedy ex-wife Henrietta, not his secretary Aunt Francine (ever the bearer of bad news), not even missing his daughter Lila Red's birthday.

Just as he finishes a rousing performance of "Eat Meat," his new theme song, a voice rings out from the crowd. COW TRUTH! Enter Lucy the Mad Cow Chick. Because her sister died from eating bad beef, she's on a mission to stop Harry Red and his kind.

Come join Internity Productions on a zany musical romp through redemption as HR meets his match in Cow Chick and the fed-up citizens of Utopia, Texas.

The Great Bamboosical is the world's first vegetarian musical comedy.


	I was living in Hollywood living in my Gallery De La Fuz. We were having parties, and I was swimming in my self-importance being hailed as another Andy Warhol. I had to get away from the decadence and illusion of Hollywood and ended up in Austin, Texas after my van failed on the way back to LA. I found the people very friendly in Texas and the land very beautiful. I went to an ArtCar parade and hung out with some of the artists for awhile after the parade. I read a book on saving the environment and decided to move from LA and began writing the first drafts of "the Great Bamboosical." Some people think it is my most comical work.